“Dry as toast” may not be the pithy insult many people think it is.
Many early risers will happily read the news over a cup of coffee and a plate of toast.
An indispensable dish on the dining table since ancient times, toast is a practical, simple companion for breakfast, contributing to meal diversity but cannot be replaced.
We tend to apply certain foods to our skin to express an aspect of our personality that cannot be expressed otherwise. A toast tattoo might seem like dull ink compared to a flaming skull or biker logo, but hey, some of us don’t need to embellish our coolness–actually In fact, we could just take a break from it for a little something nice. Old fashioned comfort food.
Your slice of toast tattoo brings a bit of the breakfast nook serenity we all deserve to start our day in a nurturing environment. No matter the scope or scale of your creation, a toast tattoo is your assurance to the world that some semblance of stability is still very much alive.
Obviously, you are not someone with extravagant tastes or unrealistic values. You work hard and enjoy the different joys that life brings every day, as long as you know how to recognize them. A piece of toast or a perfectly browned Mediterranean cruise – both are the same for you. And that is the ultimate definition of a bad guy.